sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

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  #Q

"THERE WILL BE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN MELISSA AND SHERIFF STILINSKI"

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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  #im dying  #bahaha  #q
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  #TF

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

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  #q
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We’re not FBI anymore, Mulder. We are two people who come home at night. To a home now. I don’t want that darkness in my home.

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  #xf
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Self-esteem is important for Anderson, though. It’s something she wants to ensure her 19-year-old daughter, Piper, takes into the world. “If I can help her self-esteem remain intact then I’ll have done my job,” she says. “Self-esteem should have nothing to do with what you look like – if you exude genuine confidence, people will be swept into it. You have to be able to hold yourself.”

– GA for Net-a-Porter, 2014. [x]
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